The Sword of Uncreation


An ancient war has been going on between angels and demons for centuries and God is desperate to finally find peace. To do that he has The Sword of Uncreation made for him but soon regrets it. Once the war is over, and Satan has been sent back to Hell, God decides that such a weapon is far too dangerous for either side to possess and it is hidden on Earth so that not even He knows where it is.
Protected by generation after generation of guardians, The Sword has been kept safe from those that might misuse it.
One day, the latest guard gets disgruntled, bored and disillusioned with his thankless job, and therefore agrees to sell his soul and The Sword to Satan. However, when he changes his mind, the breach of contract doesn’t go down well in Hell.
Desperate to get their hands on it first, both sides start a desperate race to find the legendary sword and claim the ultimate prize; a quest that results in a bizarre battle between the strange armies of good and evil.
Will Heaven be safe or will God have to start a new war He might not be able to win?

Authors Biography

In my time I’ve done many jobs that would fill up a rather long CV and prove that earning a living can be a dull but necessary evil. These varied roles tended to be office based and one day I realised that there was more to life than staring at a computer screen. So, I decided to write and ended up spending even more time staring at a computer screen.

Allowing my strange and surreal sense of humour to run riot, I began creating my own versions of Hell and Heaven.

Closing Shop is my first novel however, I have written four more books in the series and don’t plan to stop there.

When I’m not writing, which isn’t that often, I like to try and keep fit, but usually fail, I go to concerts and spend time with my family.


The book in question is triggered by a double-decker and then it all goes into motion like a runaway train. But enough of the public transport references. You get your good people (the deity with his angels), the bad people (you know who they are) and the interaction between these two groups might leave you breathless, even if you are theologically inclined and don’t expect anything unexpected to come your way from this direction.

Leave a comment about this book:


  1. Great fun. Highly recommended.

  2. Despite it being a truly hilarious comedy I found some of the chapters to be deep and moving. His view on the way society treats the homeless was especially touching and full of pathos.

  3. Fantastic !!!

  4. Soooo different! Great fun. Neelie

  5. Cool book. Definitely deserves to win

  6. A very unusual look at life and a very enjoyable read

  7. Excellent work!

  8. Brilliant !

  9. The novel is like a fantastic movie beamed directly into your brain… so vivid and effective is the storytelling! I couldn’t but LOL at the way the Evil (Satan and Demons) moves around and talks; the Good (God and Angels) is almost always action-ready, full equipped with all sorts of weapons, and “tries” really hard to be serious! 😉

    I love this book and I am sure that it is appealing both to young and grey-haired/bald readers.

  10. Another winner!

  11. Lots of fun.

  12. Emotive, hilarious – challenging, everything a good book should be

  13. Creative and so much fun.

  14. Leaves you wanting more.

  15. Having now been drawn into reading the synopsis I think I’ll actually buy this book. But then again, I’ve always been a reckless spender.

  16. Good and hilarious

  17. A must read ,fantastic and a lot fun

  18. A must-read!!

  19. Very funny, well written Novel !
    Hugely recommend !!!

  20. Downloaded from Amazon, enjoyed very much. Humour with an edge.

  21. Hugely recommended!

  22. One of the finest “undiscovered” novelists I have read in some while. A little humour, a little pathos, more tham a little truth.

  23. Not a big reader but this was fantastic fun

  24. Angel Bob rocks this book!!!😂

  25. Really good read, highly recommended

  26. Well written that will keep you turning one page after the other.

  27. Absolutely hilarious, some genius level satire that I’ve been missing of late, I would highly recommend this book to anyone with a twisted sense of humor.

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